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Again, I promise:

  1. I won’t waste your time.1
  2. I won’t be boring.2
  3. I’ll only email you when I’ve got useful help or news about something3
  4. I won’t share or sell your email.
  5. Any emails will have way fewer footnotes per square inch.4

  1. I know this because I won’t waste my time emailing you stuff you won’t read anyway. 
  2. To be boring a sin. If they didn’t tell you this in church it’s because you went to a boring church. 
  3. Seriously, I’ve been in the online marketing industry since 2008. I see way too much crap out there already. I’m not going to add to it.
  4. Cross my heart.